Friday, February 11
@6:34 PM
It was such a great night yest!! Esp with some entertainment from that psychotic girl and our very own Shawn!!!
We were chilling out at this dark and comfy place, Acid Bar..
Ordered some drinks and I started playing 5-10 with Shawn.
That idiot! He won the last round and he happily declared that I'm his maid!
Oh well... You shall WAIT LONG LONG!
Back to topic..
There was this live band going on and they are open to dedications..
But, they simply sux! The songs we dedicate, they were unable to sing!!! Giving all sorts of bloody excuses! "We ate Tom Yum and blah blah blah.."
Yeah right!!! Ate Tom Yum den cant sing?!?! WTH..
After that, we headed to Rouge for some "exercise"
THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE DAY!!!My god!!! All of us were AIMED by this woman..
She's obese.. She's average looking.. SHE'S PSYCHOTIC!!!She practically pick up the guys and behave as if they knew each other for the longest time ever!!
OMG! It was so so hilarious!
Well.. And that shawn actually bastard one of our friends. He walked towards her and whispered that its "insert name" birthday..
In the split of a second! She
ZOOOOOOM towards him and gave him the bigggest hug ever!!!
OMG!!! WTH!!! WTF!!!We laughed our ass off and couldn't get enough of her!!!
Everyone was mocking at her! But well... She kinda enjoyed the attention..
She's the only one on the dance floor and she started those sexy yet
TURN OFF moves.. She placed her palms on the floor and stick her BUTT high up into the air and SHAKE!!!! She look like a tigeress i shld say! Ready to roar and pounce onto Shawn! HAHAHA!!!
*Shawn! wasted right?! she din pounce onto u!*She was so disturbing yet entertaining at the same time that the bouncers actually warned her 3 times in a row. When i caught them off guard, they were actually also enjoying the "show"!
After the laughing, we were so tired to dance and just decided to sit around the dance floor.. We talked to this Ah Moh guy who was with that psychotic girl.
He told us that she picked him up along the streets and invited him to Rouge.. He claimed that he was so sick of her "sexy" moves that he felt like puking and stuffs.. I think hes kinda disgusting too!! When he speaks, his saliva were all over my face!!
WAHLIEW! Thats so so Yucky! Dear old Shawn saved me from that "watering" session. =)
Here comes the best part~~~~~After 30 mins or so, she walked towards me, clarence and shawn..
She was asking nonsensical questions and we decided to play along with her and the 2 guys will be my bfs.
She was like.. "Wow!! U got 2 bfs!!"
"Yeah!" *smiled*
"But I'm better!! I have 3! 1 Portugese, 1 Indian and 1 Malay.. I dun like Chinese man.."
And followed by an action which
SNOOKed us.. She use her fingers to show us the length of a dick.
She continued, "Chinese man have
SHORT dicks.. I dun like
SHORT dicks."
Den she walked away...
First Reaction: Me and Clarence look towards each other and
WAD THE FUCK??!!???!!!Oh My GOD!!!!! She such a crazy fella!!!!!!! But an entertaining one too!
I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!! She really make my day man!!
Cheerios WOMAN!! I can nv forget how u look like!!!
It was so funny that today in Entre lec, i couldn't stop laughing!! I was smiling to myself thru out the entire lec.. So.. Ms Chris n Qy.. Stop saying I'm horny!! Hahahha!! I laughed bcuz of that woman not bcuz of "THAT THING"!! Hmmm.. Maybe a little?? Heh heh heh!
PS: I hope this entry does not create any arguments on which race have longer dicks and stuffs... And well.. If u guys wanna compare, lets hold a competition instead!
Titled:
"Who have the Longest Dick!"Judges:
Marketing Girls!Prizes:
Blow Job by ****Heh!!! Its definitely gonna be so much more happening than the TP pageant!
And the Longest Dick award goes tooooooooooooooo *drum roll* _________ (Fill in the Blank)
Chris and Qy! I'm really not horny lah!!!!!